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Let’s be honest, worm - you’ve spent hours staring at legs like mine, knowing you’ll never be worthy of even grazing them with your trembling fingers. In ‘You’re a Loser for My Long Legs’, I take your pathetic fixation and twist it into ritual humiliation, making you confront exactly why a goth goddess’s 5’10 frame will forever be your shameful obsession. Watch through trembling fingers as I: Compare your useless hands to my silk-stockinged thighs-spoiler: my thighs win Make you confess to every night you’ve spent fantasizing about legs you’ll never touch Smash your ego underfoot as I narrate exactly whose bed these legs actually belong in (hint: not yours)